A Little Humor

[BurmKiller]

Someone posted this on another discussion forum I read, thought it was both funny, and sad in it's truth:

I filed for Unemployment and they sent me an IOU that says "Scratch Here To See If Your A Winner".

I filed for Food Stamps and they sent me a rubber hand stamp that says food on the bottom, but no ink pad!.

I filed for Social Security and they sent me a security badge.

I filed my Tax Return and they sent it back saying I owe $135,000 in future taxes thanks to the money that Obama gave away.

I wrote Obama about his 2 million shovel ready jobs plan, and he sent me a shovel with no plan.

I filed for Disability and they sent me a photo of Nancy Pelosi that says Scratch and Sniff. Now I can't breath!

I filed to get on the new health plan, and they sent me a 1990 page manuscript with cut out coupons.

I filed for a grant and they sent me a photo of Ulysses S. Grant.

I filed for Sec 8 and they drafted me into 8th Infantry.

I told them I was an Illegal Alien and they gave me a new name, new home in California, a 10M grant to open my own Grocery store, Medicaid card, a Budweiser IV bag, a lifetime supply of Viagra, and a get out of jail free card.

The only thing they asked is to start paying my taxes!

[KnifeHandler]

Too funny, but very sad and too close to the truth for comfort.